This evening is absolutely insane. Everything that happened is just unreal. I don't even know what to say.

This entire event has left me feeling flabbergasted. Let me take a breath to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a TV show. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Comprehend This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I glimpsed a monkey wearing a glasses. It looked totally unfazed. You might say it was the strangest thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just weird!

Seriously I Can't Wrap My Head Around It!

Like, are you kidding me? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This has to be a dream, right?

• My mind is blown
• This can't be happening
• Someone pinch me

This Is Insane What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't understand what just happened. I was driving down the street get more info and suddenly this giant bird flew down from a tree. It was holding a gold coin! I'm not kidding. It just stood there for a moment, then took off running. I don't understand what I just witnessed.

Unbelievable! utterly surprising

Can you believe this? I can barely comprehend {what just happened|. It's over|belief. I assert this is {thefact. That story is so far-fetched, I almost doubt it's . true.

• Possibly it was a illusion? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

Unbelievable!

This story is absolutely ridiculous. I don't wrap my head around what they've just heard. It's like a bad joke. The truth is stranger than fiction.

• Is this actually happening?
• I need to pinch myself

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This opens up a whole new world.